I'm starting to grow weary of Mark Steyn continually slamming childless women of my age. It's not all some feminist plot; I was just plain old too ugly to get knocked up. Even fifty years ago, people would have understood that as a sad quirk of fate, not some misguided selfish choice.
Anyway, onto lighter fare, this item from "The Week" cracked me up:
After saying he would meet with enemies of our country, however irrational, Barack Obama headed straight to the Daily Kos convention.
That had to be Goldberg.