Sunday, October 28, 2007

36 Hours in Iowa

  • Total miles: 600
  • Miles trapped behind someone going 61 passing someone going 60 (in a 70-mph zone): 8.
  • Dead deer: 12.2
  • Hillary2008 signs: 6
  • Ron Paul 2008 signs: 3
  • Signs for all other candidates combined: 0 (this worries me)
  • Points Iowa State beat the spread: 14
  • Drunk Turkey fans stumbling around my hotel screaming all night Saturday: Infinite.
  • (Hotel's distance from Kinnick Stadium, in miles: 23)
  • Casey's coffee and donuts consumed Sunday morning: 48 oz, 2.
  • "Thomas the Tank Engine"-themed presents my nephew got for his birthday: 7, including big-boy underpants.
  • Candles on his cake: 3
  • (Age he gave when asked: 8. Gotta see some ID, kid...)
  • Bites he took out of the center of the cake before any responsible adult (i.e., not Aunt Heather) noticed: 3.

Heh heh heh.

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