- Total miles: 600
- Miles trapped behind someone going 61 passing someone going 60 (in a 70-mph zone): 8.
- Dead deer: 12.2
- Hillary2008 signs: 6
- Ron Paul 2008 signs: 3
- Signs for all other candidates combined: 0 (this worries me)
- Points Iowa State beat the spread: 14
- Drunk Turkey fans stumbling around my hotel screaming all night Saturday: Infinite.
- (Hotel's distance from Kinnick Stadium, in miles: 23)
- Casey's coffee and donuts consumed Sunday morning: 48 oz, 2.
- "Thomas the Tank Engine"-themed presents my nephew got for his birthday: 7, including big-boy underpants.
- Candles on his cake: 3
- (Age he gave when asked: 8. Gotta see some ID, kid...)
- Bites he took out of the center of the cake before any responsible adult (i.e., not Aunt Heather) noticed: 3.
Heh heh heh.
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