Damn, I'm good.
I'll let everyone else handle the outrage about dressing babies up like a sex slave. Here's the comment that rankled in the original linked article:
Fathers Gary Beuschel and John Kruse watched over them closely. They were proud to show the twins off.“They will see more than the kids with moms and dads in Iowa,” said Beuschel, who wanted to expose his children to San Francisco's diverse community.
- "Exposing" your 2-year-old children to sexual fetishes is not a good thing no matter where you live. That really should go without saying.
- They always go for the cheap slam of the Midwest, like your longitude is a marker of your worth as a person. Unoriginal.
- On top of being a shitty parent and a drone, he's also ignorant. I've seen people exposing their small children to BDSM-type fetish stuff in Iowa City, which is, surprise, in Iowa.
Not only did no one stop to think, "Maybe I should leave the kid with Grandma for the afternoon," no one stopped to think, "Maybe all these other parents using the park don't want to see the man in the fishnets lick my naked boobies." Well, I did, but I didn't have any influence over this group.
I don't even want to know what went on at some of the private after-hours parties.
So that's why I KNEW people were going to be bringing their kids to this thing in San Francisco. I understand these people. They've all got huge empty places inside and they do stupid shit to get attention to try to fill it.
Oh, and my sisters tell me that children over 2 years should not still be drinking out of a bottle.