I'm afraid to say that this situation is partly my fault.
Socks and one of my cats, Kittyanna Katrina Kallikovski Mayovich, started e-mailing one another. Kittyanna eventually persuaded Socks to come over to the Conservative side. Since all Conservatives are mean, right-wing conspiratorial haters, Socks began a policy of personal destruction against Liberals. It became so bad that even Sandy Berger had to stuff papers under his own socks to protect his ankles from Socks' sneaky attacks.
I've decided to be a batshit insane folk artist instead of taking anti-psychotic medication. Well, if I can ever get away from the computer long enough to pick up a paintbrush.
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Heather,
I'm afraid to say that this situation is partly my fault.
Socks and one of my cats, Kittyanna Katrina Kallikovski Mayovich, started e-mailing one another. Kittyanna eventually persuaded Socks to come over to the Conservative side. Since all Conservatives are mean, right-wing conspiratorial haters, Socks began a policy of personal destruction against Liberals. It became so bad that even Sandy Berger had to stuff papers under his own socks to protect his ankles from Socks' sneaky attacks.
My bad.
*laugh* Remind me not to mess with Kittyanna. :)
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