Chugach, one of the Kodiak bears at the Indy Zoo, was euthanized. He was near the end of an average bear's life and suffering from a debilitating joint disease, but it's sad anyway.I have this great memory of a redneck flannel-clad moron taunting the Kodiaks to amuse his half-dozen mullet-haired brats; the bears stood up and I swear they were mentally measuring the the moat and the fence and working out a plan to teach the guy (and the tasty mullet morsels) a lesson. I think I was as disappointed as the bears when the moat was insurmountable and they left unscathed...
My other favorite Indy Zoo memory was the day the lions were enjoying a little oral sex. I'm not a pervert, it was just highly entertaining watching how the humans reacted.
*Limbaugh kid voice* "Mommy! Mommy! I wanna see the lions!"
*Mommy voice* "They're over in the--Timmy! We're going to look at the giraffes instead!!"
*kid* "Mooo-ooom!"
*Mom* "Giraffes! Now!"
Heh heh heh.
Further depressing: More than you ever wanted to know about Marvin Harrison's bursa sac.
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In Rush's 'New Castratie' voice: But, Mithter Limbaugh, you just don't understand...
Did you live in Indiana before living in Iowa? You seem to have strong connections to both.
I like the Colts for one reason... Tony Dungy. (Same reason that I despise the Buccaneers.)
Sort of. I grew up in Iowa, went to college at Valparaiso U in NW Indiana, and lived in Indy for two years before I went back to Iowa (which was dumb, but I won't dwell on it).
(I was born in Cook County, but I didn't have any say in that...)
I really admire Tony Dungy.
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