Don't try to post haiku while drinking.

The haiku are great, but the HTML didn't work. I'm so embarrassed.

Tom Brady supine
Five layers of protection
Can't keep out Freeney

13 sacks, 8 starts
Best rookie right end evah
In the NFL

Four years in a row
Double-digit sacks recorded
Strahan only dreams.

The snap, the dropback,
Immediate blinding pain.
Better Straub than me.

Thank you! I'll be appearing downtown on Sunday! Tip your waitress!