Miller Brewing Co. announced Friday that it plans to test market the Miller Lite Brewers Collection, a trio of craft style beers that are lower in calories and carbohydrates than other craft beers, beginning in February 2008.
Milwaukee-based Miller will test the products in four markets: Minneapolis; Charlotte, N.C.; San Diego, Calif.; and Baltimore.
Note they have the good sense not to test it here.
This is wrong, terribly wrong.
(It needs to stop snowing so I have some motivation to put down the computer and get off this couch.)