The truest thing you'll read in the J-S Online all week

(well, I trust what they write about the Packers is true, because if they get it wrong people will find out and burn their building to the ground, heh heh)

The Onion is funny, [founder] Hannah argues, because "it's closer to the truth" than what we read elsewhere.

They certainly nailed this guy (warning: vomit alert).

But seriously. You won't see honest discussion of these issues in the MSM:

• Chinese Woman Gives Birth to Septuplets, Has One Week To Choose
• Poll: Many Americans Still Unsure Whom To Vote Against

• Israelis, Palestinians Agree To Share Headline (No agreement was reached involving the peaceable sharing of land.)

• Nation’s Liberals Suffering From Outrage Fatigue

This looks sadly familiar, too.