Gary Varvel, of course.
Anyone who still doubts AGW is a religion should check out the bit about Gore that Bono (all this time I thought he claimed to be Catholic...) wrote for Time:
As Al leaves our house, I fall over myself to explain that my fancy car runs on ethanol, then laugh nervously, like when you meet a parish priest in the supermarket and it turns into confession."...turn spiritual yearnings into practical realities...moral powerhouse that can lead a great, global spiritual revival...shift in consciousness...He [Gore] is like an Old Testament prophet..."
Gimme a break.