Just shook hands with Uncle Willy.
M - Pleasure to see you again, sir. You're my fave prez of all time.
UW - Well, I hope that means you'll vote for my wife!
M - No sir. She scares the shit out of me. I'll be voting for Edwards on Sat.
UW - *head tossed back in laughter*
M - *leaves*
Kinda sounds like the Onion was right, though. They often are.