In the upcoming Law & Order episode, the governor will be a Republican and the prostitutes will be teenage boys. The defense will plead "Not Guilty By Reason of Mental Disease or Defect" regardless of who is on trial; the governor will be found guilty--despite the protests by NAMBLA--but a boy who kills him after being buggered will be found not guilty.
The "special L&O twist": the kids are pimped by a relative of Arthur Branch, played by Michael J. Fox. Otherwise the rubes in Cornville might miss the whole "conservatives are evil" schtick.
I'd go write scripts, but I'm allergic to California. *doink doink*