Tuesday, March 4, 2008

This is why I read online newspapers instead of watching TV news

Brett Favre retired today. If Pakistan nukes India or Al Qaeda shoots down Air Force One, it won't be reported in Wisconsin for at least a week. Although if the latter occurs, I do expect to hear the cheering in Madison all the way over here...

This cracked me up, though: "cancer survivor" Armstrong lobbies in WI for statewide smoking ban (Do you live here? Then screw off, Hollywood...). He had testicular cancer. Not having that sort of anatomy, I had no idea you could smoke cigarettes with it. Learn something everyday, I do.

2 comments:

Steve Burri said...

Next, he should be off to England to promote this.

HeatherRadish said...

Britain's dead.