I can't believe I went all week without mentioning Danica Patrick.

I'm certain Janet Guthrie was only left out of this piece due to space constraints.

But for every Mr. Castroneves, there's a guy like Ed Carpenter, who in 2006 noted: "Danica is pretty aggressive in our cars, especially if you catch her at the right time of the month." This putdown might have had more punch if Mr. Carpenter had himself ever managed to win an Indy race. He has not. In fact, if memory serves, Mr. Carpenter instead managed to crash in five out of his 17 starts in 2007. Maybe Ms. Patrick
could give him some tips.

Yeah!

I've always liked Sarah Fisher, too.