Mental image I did not need

But it's dead-on:

"For some reason, the enviro-nazis of the age seem to believe that Mother Nature is some kind of octogenarian Alzheimer's patient and they're the designated colostomy bag."

The essay is about the inflated egos of the cult of global warming. It makes so much sense to me, I don't understand how otherwise thinking people can't figure it out. Like pi, or the odds of flipping tails after you've flipped tails five times in a row equals 50%.