MLB is trying to kill AND pander to me.

May 9-12 is $1 hot dogs. And I can get a free cheap seat on the 12th with a coupon Pizza Hut gave to one of my cow-orkers who doesn't like sports.

And then, there's THIS:

Come out to Stitch N' Pitch Night at Miller Park as your Milwaukee Brewers take on the Colorado Rockies at 7:05 p.m. [July 9]

The first 1,000 needle artists to purchase tickets will receive a voucher for a special Brewers/Stitch N' Pitch cap which you will redeem at the game that night.

It takes so little to make me happy.