Change I can believe in.

Iowahawk has not suspended his campaign for POTUS. I'm particularly impressed by his environmental policy, which includes shooting down the private jets of "celebrity assholes" and "direct[ing] the Interior Department to establish wild man-eating cougar preserves in Berkeley CA, Boulder CO, Madison WI, and Park Slope, Brooklyn."

Although that does seem kind of cruel to the cougars. Not a lot of meat on your typical vegan Code Pinko or toilet-paper eschewing starlet...