While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
— Mark Twain
The other explanation is "salmonella." Long night Friday--serves me right for eating a salad.
If you're at the Brewers game today and you're seated by a fat woman with a SpongeBob lunchbox taking too many pictures of outfielders, say hi, 'cause that's me.
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