Sports bar bleg

So, now that the local CBS affiliate has announced they will only be showing lousy AFC games opposite the lousy NFC games on FOX, I need to find somewhere not a 45-minute drive from the northeast side of MKE with the Sunday Ticket--AND a willingness to show non NFC North games--where I won't be the only patron over the age of 25 and which serves non-macro beer. I'm fairly certain this sort of establishment does not exist, because I've spent two years looking for it.

Sigh.