Today marks four years since the cat moved in/took over.
You know how Rush Limbaugh does that "everything I know about women I learned from my cat" bit? I have learned invaluable lessons from FUZZ that I may be able to apply to men:
- They can be won over with food.
- They love toys.
- If they look like they're listening, don't be surprised if they don't remember anything you're saying.
- If you never let them go outside without a harness and a leash, they can't run off with another woman.