Bleg

If you ever see me acting like these women, please call the DNR and have them put me down in a humane manner, but quickly. Very quickly.

Dr. Sills also came across many single midlife women who expressed financial insecurity. "It's the 'I'm afraid I'll be a bag lady and I need to find some man to help pay my bills' anxiety," she explains.

I'm hoping to avoid destitution by not buying unnecessary shoes and "beauty" treatments. Kind of a Catch-22 there, eh?

(The comments gave me a craving for Tim Hortons.)