Sigh.

It is impossible to listen to baseball and watch football simultaneously.

Good news, though. Sage Rosenfels starts today for Houston.

UPDATE:
Dear Sage,
The game lasts 60 minutes.*
Love,
Radish

Dear Gary and Reggie,
Thank you for taking some of the sting out of an otherwise shitty day.
Love,
Radish

* (The ball is oblong. The rest is theory.)