"Oh, great cookie, great president - the world is a happy place. Barack's going to fix all the problems and if I have a bite of this cookie it's going to make me feel good..."
What about Teh Obesity Crisis!!1!!? Did it evaporate after the election along with the oceans?
Also note the owner of Baby Boomers jacked up the price of the Obama cookies 50% after word got out. Spread the wealth around...oh, wait, that's pie.
(We made pie last night. Still want a piece of it, Mrs. O?)