Well, I'm done with the NFL.

When you fix a game, try not to make it SO FUCKING OBVIOUS. You can't move the ball ahead for the spot and then move it back after the first down has been called. And INTENTIONAL GROUNDING. When my sister notices how one-sided you are, you're doing a lousy job of hiding it. Good grief. Next to tonight's officials, AL FRANKEN'S campaign looks like the Boy Scouts.

That's why no one watches the NBA playoffs--it's not interesting when the officials hand the game to a predetermined winner.