One lady got up and told him she needed a car and a new kitchen. The Teleprompter Kid told her to talk with his staff after the show and sure enough, some rich friend of his gave her a house! I thought I was watching Oprah instead of Obama!
Heck, Jesus himself only gave out fish sandwiches.
I'm going to steal that last line.
Notice how hardly anyone clapped when Obama declared that "nobody wants unemployment insurance -- they want a job."The only thing that surprises me is that people are surprised by this.