except veterans, small-business owners, practicing Catholics, gun owners, talk-radio listeners, tea-party attendees, Texans, smokers, limited-government proponents, pro-lifers, taxpayers, NASCAR fans, Boy Scouts, oil-company employees, secure-border advocates, capitalists, global-warming agnostics, Cuban refugees, school-choicers . . .
He forgot meat eaters, people who don't want their health care rationed by a bureaucrat, beer drinkers, women who choose to have more than one child with a husband instead of by serial casual sex partners, anyone living outside an urban area especially in "undesirable" areas like the South and Midwest, and people who get migraines from !#*&!&! fluorescent light bulbs.