U.S. Navy releases Al Qaeda Terrorist
The US Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Qaeda terrorist after questioning him extensively for 27 days while being held prisoner aboard a US aircraft carrier in the Arabian Sea.
In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given $50 US and a white 1962 Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody.
The attached photo shows the terrorist on his way home just after being released by the Navy:
1962 Fairlane? A senseless waste of a muscle car! Send them off in a Geo Metro or a used Civic, geez!
1 comment:
Silly girl! Metros and Civics don't fly! Although a Yugo would have been appropriate.
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