Saturday, January 12, 2008

Terrorist Catch-and-Release

U.S. Navy releases Al Qaeda Terrorist

The US Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Qaeda terrorist after questioning him extensively for 27 days while being held prisoner aboard a US aircraft carrier in the Arabian Sea.

In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given $50 US and a white 1962 Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody.

The attached photo shows the terrorist on his way home just after being released by the Navy:

1962 Fairlane? A senseless waste of a muscle car! Send them off in a Geo Metro or a used Civic, geez!

1 comment:

Steve Burri said...

Silly girl! Metros and Civics don't fly! Although a Yugo would have been appropriate.