Sunday, June 7, 2009

This one's for the ladies...

ThePeoplesCube features some feminist protection. I assume these will be free to all womyn under Obamacare.

By free I mean "women with jobs and/or husbands with jobs are going to be taxed to the point they have to ask for 'em because they can't even afford store-brand", but you knew that.

3 comments:

Amy said...

No. They'll just put us all on some super pill that will stop our cycles unless the state says we're cleared to have another baby. Much cheaper, and more "green."

Women who have periods might go out and get pregnant and give birth to another little eco-terrorist or something.

HeatherRadish said...

I thought eco-terrorists were the ones setting subdivisions and Hummers on fire to protest their existance...

The irony of mandatory planet-saving hormonal birth control for humans harming the fish and other aquatic lifeforms, not to mention mammals who drink the water including human males, will be totally unnoticed.

Amy said...

The irony of mandatory planet-saving hormonal birth control for humans harming the fish and other aquatic lifeforms, not to mention mammals who drink the water including human males, will be totally unnoticed.

Well, nothing can stand in the way of environmentalism...or the ability to have unfettered consequence-free sex. Depends on the day, really, which one's a priority.