Sunday, February 3, 2008

Help, I'm in Des Moines

Terrorists should be sent here. I was forcibly detained there for several hours yesterday; after fifteen minutes I was ready to give up and spill everything I knew just for a chance of being released. Sweet Jesus, it was like the macaque cage at feeding time, except monkeys don't let their eight-year-old daughters wear more makeup than drag queens.

Had a great time with my brother, his...roommate, my sister, and her husband at Blues on Grand last night, at least.

My brother-in-law's sister went on a date with Leo-on-American-Idol at Wartburg before he transferred to Iowa State and came out as gay. I still won't watch the show. :P

Now everyone is sleeping and I am bored.