I have wasted my life.

Mother of missing kid has 5 kids at the age of 21. Never should have bought that home computer when I was 13, Ma...

I know I'm not allowed to have any opinions about child-raising, but I like to think I'd least learn the baby-sitter's real name before sending my kid out with her.

(Unrelated: Leinie's Summer Shandy is a poor substitute for an actual Radler.)