Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Metaphors



I saw this at the gym tonight--where I watched footage of a spider eating a mouse on the History Channel because it was less disgusting the masturbatory Obama informercial playing on the machines to either side of me--and I had a good much-needed laugh. I think it's the giant McCain head. Giant fake heads are funny.

A McCain win is almost going to be almost as good as Super Bowl XLII:

stunned and beaten and humbled in a way that defied explanation, bathing in a shower of red, white and blue confetti that was not, for once, meant for them.

Less glee, more relief, but satisfying.

1 comment:

Prosqtor said...

It's like they had a Racing Sausage on a bike -- or maybe the Racing Presidents the Washington Nationals use.

I laughed too...