I'm going to regret asking this.

K-Lo at NRO:

The first thing I saw when I approached the Pepsi Center tonight: two girls energetically passing out condoms by the giant Trojan display within the perimeter.

Who are they expecting the attendees to be doing the horizontal mambo with? Delegates and candidates mixing it up? Delegates and candidates away from home patronizing the local working girls? I've always assumed married couples who need such things are capable of making their own arrangements, but I guess I wouldn't know...

Maybe they're for the reporters and anarchists.

Picked a good night to turn in early

without turning on the TV. Pelosi, Jack$on, Carter...

Nothing says "party of the working class" like luxury fabrics, bespoke dresses, and brooches. But I'll be the first to congratulate Mrs. Obama if she can inspire young women to cover their hips and bellies when they leave the house.

The riots that Zombie got caught up in don't seem to have been deemed "news" by the MSM. Unsurprised. Excellent reporting from Zombie, as usual; dispatches linked at the top of LGF.

Damn shame their dads never signed up them up for Little League when they were children, isn't it?